My Kingdom for a hairdo

I am destined to spend my life, searching for a hairstyle that suits me.  
In my life I have been mohawked, shaved, long and permed, I have been blonde, black, brunette and pink but I’ve never been satisfied.  I have hatted and scarfed through the bad hair times and curled and flipped through infrequent good hair times.  [...]

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Holiday Humanity

As you know I’ve just returned from a week at the seaside - just fabulous, thanks for asking. 
The thing that struck me whilst away was the highly visibility of ugly fleshy rolls of humanity.  What is it about a weeks relaxing that makes people devolve?  Tracksuit pants - thats fine, you’re moving around, riding bikes and chasing things, but [...]

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